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@Venla
0
30
@Urszula
233
15
@Ollie
105
30
@Dorota
2,473
30
@Ronnie
401
Hooray it's Christmastime
But there's one lousy tradition
There's a certain show that we will see
That is old and many would agree
It is time to find another show to substitute for the Nutcracker
I'm watching the game but something's wrong
Staring is my wife her face looks long
I know that look it must be me
It's not our anniversary
I shrug, no clue.
"What did I do?"
She stands in disbelief
WHAT?
This holiday scene brings no laughter
Forced going to see the Nutcracker
I tried to block it from my mind
Think fast! What reason can I find?
Got work to do
I'll fake the flu
No chance, I'm done, I'm screwed
NO!
I've seen the Nutcracker twenty times.
Sure it is fun if you are four.
BUM!
Don't call me a Scrooge cause it's a bore.
The story's dated and that mouse-king-thing freaks me out!
Well, guess I'm a guy what can I say
I'd rather watch football than ballet
I try my hardest not to grown
And pull the score up on my phone
As I complain,
"It's not the same."
We're rushing out the door
GO!
All holiday shoppers on the road
My holiday spirit might explode
Of course there is no place to park
We're late the theater's in the dark
In no small feat
We find a seat
The show's about to start.
SHH!
Here's that song from Tetris
And I know it's the part when I fight
Not to fall asleep
March the wooden soldiers
Bunch of mice start a fight
Land of sweets
Man this stuff's trippy.
By the way this story makes no sense
Still don't know
What it means
After all these years
So confusing
Feel like snoozing
Eyes are heavy
As I start to dream...
Whoa I'm awake must've fallen asleep guess I didn't snore or make a peep
Cause my wife had no clue I'd been out-cold
Is the finale coming up because there is no beer left in my cup
To make it through I'll need another drink
Snuck out to the lobby
Oh look I found a TV
I forgot the game was happening
It's down to the wire
Time will soon expire
Down by one this kick would win it
HUT-HUT!
The ball's snapped
OH NO!
The kick's bad
RIGHT RIGHT!
No, we lost!
NO!
How could this night get any worse?
Now I'm feeling all depressed
But I still have to act impressed
A pirouette oh wow that's great a six year-old could do that too
Saw my team lose at the bar
Now dancing dudes in leotards
Last Nutcracker hopefully
But my wife's thinking differently
She leans in closely, whispers softly
Can't wait for you to take me next year.
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@Nino
129
Because you know I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass
(No tenors)
I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass
(No tenors)
I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass
(No tenors)
I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass (bass bass)
Yeah it's pretty clear
I aint no tenor too
But I can make you move, like i'm suposed to do
'Cause I got that boom boom that all the girls chase
And all the low notes in all the right places
I hear those tenors screamin'
Tryin' to reach the top
Sound like a bunch of girls
Come on now
(Make it stop)
If you like bass (bass)?
Ev'ry octave that I sing is perfect, bottom to the top
Yeah, my momma, she told me
Don't worry about those tenor guys
She said girls like a low voice to whisper in their ear at night
No, I won't be no pop star, no rock star
But I'll do just fine
So if that's what you're into, then go ahead and waste your time
Because you know I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass
(No tenors)
I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass
(No tenors)
I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass
(No tenors)
I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass (bass bass)
(I'm bringin' bass back)
Don't those tenors sound like shrieking cats?
They think their all that
But ev'ry note that I will hit is perfect, bottom to the top
Yeah, my momma, she told me
Don't worry about them baritones
She said they sing the same three notes, and never get solos
And I will not back down to the vocal percussion guy
'Cause all you need is this bass? to get you through the night
Because you know I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass
(No tenors)
I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass
(No tenors)
I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass
(No tenors)
I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass (bass bass)
Because you know I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass
(No tenors)
I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass
(No tenors)
I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass
(No tenors)
I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass (bass bass)
Because you know I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass
(No tenors)
I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass
(No tenors)
I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass
(No tenors)
I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass (bass bass)
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@Merve
1547
19
@Isaac
6,153
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Aa-ah, ooh
Christmas, Christmas time is here
And Christmas songs you love to hear
Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer
But mostly shopping, shopping, shopping
Christmas, Christmas time is here
The sleigh bells and the red-nosed deer
Songs and songs we love to hear
All played a thousand times each year
Heard this same song twenty times
And it's only Halloween (Joy to the world, jingle bells, jingle bells)
(I saw three ships come sailing in on Christmas day on Christmas day)
Christmas, Christmas time is here (Hark the herald angels sing)
And Christmas songs you love to hear (Joy to the world)
Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer
But mostly shopping, shopping, shopping
Christmas season
Starting sooner every year
It's October
Stores with plastic Christmas trees
Ransack the mall
Shop until you lose your mind
Spike the eggnog
Sit back and watch Rudolph, Frosty, Tiny Tim
And Scrooge, the Grinch, or Charlie Brown
It's time
Hey
It's time to do the Christmas can-can
If you can't, can't dance, well, that's okay (not going to do the kick line)
All you need is a tree, some lights, about a thousand presents
Wrap them up and pray for snow, oh
Run to your closet
Find your Christmas sweater
Screaming carols all the way (fa-la-la-la-la-la-la)
Maine all the way to California, it's the Christmas can-can
Halloween to Christmas day
It's the most wonderful time of year
We're running mad with Christmas cheer
Hey, what's troubling you, my friend?
It's not fair if you're Jewish, Jewish (not fair if you're Jewish, Jewish)
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
I made it out of clay
You realize that Christmas ain't the only holiday, oye
Hey, he's right who made these laws?
Look! Wait, here comes Santa Claus
Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus
(Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa) (Guys? Guys!)
Hey, Santa do the can-can
Help them if you can-can join in the parade
(I'm gonna go grab some Chinese food)
All you need is a tree, some lights, about a thousand presents
Wrap them up and pray for snow, ho
Run to your closet find your Christmas sweater
Screaming carols all the way (fa-la-la-la-la-la-la)
France all the way to Indiana
It's the Christmas can-can
That's the end
Wait for our ending
We should share this holiday
Hava Nagila, Happy Hanukkah to you
A Happy Hanukkah to you, a Happy Hanukkah to you
A Merry Christmas, Hanukkah and also Kwanzaa
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Merry Kwanzaa too
Ho
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@Rayana
4,589
The moon is right
The spirit's up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The party's on
The feeling's here
That only comes
This time of year
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The choir of children sing their song
The word is out
About the town
To lift a glass
Ah, and don't look down
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The party is on
The feeling is here
That only comes this time of year
We're here tonight and that's enough
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime.
The party's on
The spirit's up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The choir of children sing their song
They practiced all year long
The moon is right
The spirit's up
We're here tonight
Oh and that's enough
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Ooh... Christmas
Ooh... Wonderful Christmastime
Ooh... Christmas
Ooh... Wonderful Christmastime
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@Elvira
0